Hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month